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extra sexual err sensual err sensory perception

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:59 pm
by Halfanewb
to quote Lou Costello


" I Been a BAAAAAAD BOY"


now just what is it i've done?

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:03 pm
by europa
You've bought an all carbon fibre push bike and you're so excited Moo will look like a convert to steel.

Richard

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:41 pm
by Birdman
You aren't going to make us beg are you.

Although Rich's guess is probably the best one anyone could come up with...without being dirty

Mitch.

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:46 pm
by Halfanewb
europa wrote:You've bought an all carbon fibre push bike and you're so excited Moo will look like a convert to steel.

Richard
Moo is living proof that chicks dig carbon!

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:46 pm
by McPete
A 'bent. Has to be. Possibly, you've sprouted a silver beard as well?

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 7:23 pm
by X-wing
Worse, he's stuck a motor on a 'bent...

come on... give it up!

Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:53 pm
by Mulger bill
Fixie methinks

Shaun

Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:11 am
by mattyb
Did you wear lycra into a strip bar?
(or am I on the wrong track here) :D

Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:59 am
by Birdman
mattyb wrote:Did you wear lycra into a strip bar?
(or am I on the wrong track here) :D
Maybe it wasn't a strip bar???

Methinks the bedroom :wink:

Mitch.

Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:16 pm
by moosterbounce
Full carbon...that is the only thing I can think of that would cause that topic heading :wink:

Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:29 pm
by Mr888
I think he went to wax his legs and ended up getting the full front, back, sack, and crack wax as well :shock: :P

Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:34 pm
by mikesbytes
Mr888 wrote:I think he went to wax his legs and ended up getting the full front, back, sack, and crack wax as well :shock: :P
Male full body wax. Saw it advertised for $180 in Newtown.

Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:56 pm
by chain_reaction
It defintly feels like he rubbing his freshly waxed legs when he typed that heading with the other hand

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:29 am
by Halfanewb
one more day.....

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 6:08 am
by AUbicycles
You have been caught speeding in a 60 zone on a unicycle doing 75... and tomorro you are going to post the photo here?


Image

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:10 pm
by MountGower
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Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:52 am
by Halfanewb
Of silver hair, i have some
the chance of a bent, there is none
For fixies i am far too fat,
changing gears is where its at
I do have to shave , i like to be slick
but a beard on my legs? sounds too sick
Moo understands all about carbon
its light and its quick and the ride aint a hard one
My belly's part jelly , i hear you mountgower
resisting the chocolate takes some willpower!
There's no need to beg, no need to kneel,
Richard is right! but not about steel :wink:


/looks at the clock

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:06 am
by Kev365428
Ah, he's moved to the dark side.

Pic's please!

Kev.

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:04 am
by europa
It doesn't exist without pics :wink:

Richard

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:06 am
by MichaelB
Oh boy. This is getting boring ..... :?

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:24 am
by Birdman
All of that effort and you bought a new bike....

Nice poem anyway :?

Mitch.

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:24 am
by europa
Ahh, but it's not a bike, it's a ... :oops:

Richard

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:31 am
by Birdman
europa wrote:Ahh, but it's not a bike, it's a ... :oops:

Richard
PUPPY

He bought a steel puppy.

Mitch.