Flatulence

[TonyMax]

Always I imagined that it was spelt with a 'ph'...

Phlatulence?

[Mulger bill]

Roasted onions and garlic- volume and stench combined together...

But they're SOOOO good!

[matagi]

Not sure about a change in volume, but I do notice cabbage produces a rather malodorous result.

[CXCommuter]

Roasted onions and garlic- volume and stench combined together...

But they're SOOOO good!

Never stopped me eating them!!

[mikesbytes]

Sorry Lizzie, forgot that ladies don't fart. Ever.

Ladies don't fart, they pass wind

[Semar]

For the connoisseur of flatulence, comes the Jerusalem artichoke.
Roasted, they have a delicate smokey flavour. Loved them as a kid when I dug them up in winter from under the lemon tree fro Mum to cook. More recently, though, my family has found the culinary experience to be more traumatic. Huge bulges of gas gwarp and burble through the lower tracts and announce their emergence with the volume of the brass section.

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