extra sexual err sensual err sensory perception

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extra sexual err sensual err sensory perception

Postby Halfanewb » Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:59 pm

to quote Lou Costello


" I Been a BAAAAAAD BOY"


now just what is it i've done?
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by BNA » Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:03 pm

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Postby europa » Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:03 pm

You've bought an all carbon fibre push bike and you're so excited Moo will look like a convert to steel.

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Postby Birdman » Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:41 pm

You aren't going to make us beg are you.

Although Rich's guess is probably the best one anyone could come up with...without being dirty

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Postby Halfanewb » Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:46 pm

europa wrote:You've bought an all carbon fibre push bike and you're so excited Moo will look like a convert to steel.

Richard


Moo is living proof that chicks dig carbon!
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Postby McPete » Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:46 pm

A 'bent. Has to be. Possibly, you've sprouted a silver beard as well?
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Postby X-wing » Tue Oct 09, 2007 7:23 pm

Worse, he's stuck a motor on a 'bent...

come on... give it up!
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Postby Mulger bill » Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:53 pm

Fixie methinks

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Postby mattyb » Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:11 am

Did you wear lycra into a strip bar?
(or am I on the wrong track here) :D
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Postby Birdman » Wed Oct 10, 2007 8:59 am

mattyb wrote:Did you wear lycra into a strip bar?
(or am I on the wrong track here) :D


Maybe it wasn't a strip bar???

Methinks the bedroom :wink:

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Postby moosterbounce » Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:16 pm

Full carbon...that is the only thing I can think of that would cause that topic heading :wink:
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Postby Mr888 » Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:29 pm

I think he went to wax his legs and ended up getting the full front, back, sack, and crack wax as well :shock: :P
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Postby mikesbytes » Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:34 pm

Mr888 wrote:I think he went to wax his legs and ended up getting the full front, back, sack, and crack wax as well :shock: :P


Male full body wax. Saw it advertised for $180 in Newtown.
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Postby chain_reaction » Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:56 pm

It defintly feels like he rubbing his freshly waxed legs when he typed that heading with the other hand
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Postby Halfanewb » Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:29 am

one more day.....
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Postby AUbicycles » Thu Oct 11, 2007 6:08 am

You have been caught speeding in a 60 zone on a unicycle doing 75... and tomorro you are going to post the photo here?


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Postby Halfanewb » Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:52 am

Of silver hair, i have some
the chance of a bent, there is none
For fixies i am far too fat,
changing gears is where its at
I do have to shave , i like to be slick
but a beard on my legs? sounds too sick
Moo understands all about carbon
its light and its quick and the ride aint a hard one
My belly's part jelly , i hear you mountgower
resisting the chocolate takes some willpower!
There's no need to beg, no need to kneel,
Richard is right! but not about steel :wink:


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Postby Kev365428 » Fri Oct 12, 2007 6:06 am

Ah, he's moved to the dark side.

Pic's please!

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Postby europa » Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:04 am

It doesn't exist without pics :wink:

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Postby MichaelB » Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:06 am

Oh boy. This is getting boring ..... :?
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Postby Birdman » Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:24 am

All of that effort and you bought a new bike....

Nice poem anyway :?

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Postby europa » Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:24 am

Ahh, but it's not a bike, it's a ... :oops:

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Postby Birdman » Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:31 am

europa wrote:Ahh, but it's not a bike, it's a ... :oops:

Richard


PUPPY

He bought a steel puppy.

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